welcometocomputer:

so once my neighbor hung up a rainbow flag so the person next to him hung up the tennessee army flag and they’re constantly trying to one-up each other like one time the redneck had this huge homophobic sign in his yard so the other guy threw a party on his front lawn with a ton of shirtless gay dudes in tiny shorts

(via maxwellbarrett)

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

everyonesfavoriteging:

deodoranting:

do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…

Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair

ho-ho-homicide

(via c-teardrops)